Beautiful & Perfect

The playwright discusses attachment theory and why we should always check our outdoor grills before trying to light them.

Wyoming Play

Two women from the same empty space haunt one another across the landscape of the American west.

Other People’s Cars

A three part oral history of cars the playwright has crashed.

Scarcity

A brief play in three acts: sex, love and death, not necessarily in that order. Melancholic queer women sing about melancholic cis white men who love hot women and are sad about it. A cat speaks. No one dies onstage.

OceanTalk, A Podcast

Ep. 1 "Jelly Fish!"

Ep. 2 "Whales" (Liza Birkenmeier)

Ep. 3 "Mysteryfungrabbagepisode" (Liza Birkenmeier)

Every week Laurie and Beth, two mid-western English teachers who have never seen the ocean, discuss sea-themed topics with special guests! 

PACIFIC NORTHWEST PLAY

An alcoholic poet and her ambitious lover let their relationship degrade in the northern woods. A supernatural empress moonlights as a yoga instructor. An Irish sculptor tries American beer for the first time and regrets the end of her marriage.

Ephemera  (Or The Years I Spent Doing Nothing)

Two perfectly banal years in the life of a failed playwright.

Charles Fisher Is Dead

One cannabis farm in the mountains outside of Missoula MT brings together four lost souls and a pack of wild dogs.

Kill Fox Kill Kill

 Lumberjack Remmington has spent the past 15 years hunting Basquiat, a fox and fetishist, in the hopes of winning the love of a woman who may or may not know that he exists. A melancholy fairy tale with some live music.

Nun$

A salesman with a passion for American foods crashes his car at a rural Vermont convent where women balance on a razor's edge between repression and need.

Julie In The Badlands

Julie is a young professional on an eco honeymoon in the American badlands with her fiancee when she stumbles across a very sadistic (and very dusty) drifter.

Bloomfield

When Pittsburgh's most beloved neighborhood is invaded by the undead, a pair of depressed idiots must race against time (and reason) to save the town. But is it too late already?

The Death of A Stupid Man (Or How I Became An Internet Sensation)

Don is a stupid man who kills himself while trying to use Smartphone GPS. When Dawn, his girlfriend, catches the macabre event on her own phone, he becomes an instant post-mortem, viral sensation in the age of technological voyeurism.

A Vanishing Act

An ambivalent student of economics fantasizes about leaving behind his drug-fueled liberal arts college and the girlfriend who loathes him for the serenity of the Swiss Alps.

That A***hole With The Stick

A couple must endure a harrowing bus ride that includes invasive men, a woman who enjoys tobogganing and some awkward phone messages.

Pipe! Bomb! Love! Dream!

In a far away kingdom a neurotic assassin seeks out his own ego while an anxious (but slightly stupid) young woman seeks  real love.